by Jerome du Bois
P@ul J8hnson, Jr., [the ghouls drove me to change his name -- twice! -- 6/20/04] expert helicopter technician from New Jersey, had been beheaded by Islamic extremists.
Islam has now proved itself both the most vicious and most ineffectual religion on Earth, and I'm going to dedicate my next fictional work to burning its fucking kite. Nobody wants to offend Muslims? Hah! I'm done with these turds. (And please don't think I'm ignorant; I've read more about this religion than many people.) I'm invoking the ghosts of Nathaniel West, Jonathan Swift and Voltaire, and I'm writing a new-style play for a murderous, misogynistic evil which should never have been allowed to flourish.
As far as I know, no significant Muslim, Saudi or otherwise, in the whole wide umma of this billion-headed creature, has been pounding on doors in Riyadh or anywhere in Saudi Arabia for the last three days. (One ordinary Muslim guy, a tool pusher like J8hnson himself, invoked Islamic law. It didn't work. That is a clue. This religion's strictures mean zero, zero, zero. Hypocrisy rules Islam. Always has.) Also, where was Powell? Armitage? Bandar? His buddy, GW Bush, for fuck's sake?
[Update: Adel Al-Jubeir, who I call the Ant Man, just appeared on cable yabbering about universal values, as he represents a country which outlaws a sect of his own religion and is now torturing an East Indian Christian. As you read these words. It just struck me that, even physically, he is the reincarnation of Josef Goebbels.]
If you are a Muslim, reader, or sympathize in any way with that hypocritical pile of hortatory offal, get off my blog, now! get your filthy eyes and filthy fingers off me. I have no illusions about your murderous idiocy, and no need to try to convert you. Pigs and dogs, both of whom I have known, are better than any of you until you abandon your death cult. You're cooked in hell already. Go! Go! Go!
Some shitbird named Omar El-Zebedi of Al-Arabiya, on CNN right now, keeps referring to "the American guy" over and over again. His name, you . . . you . . . human . . . is P@ul J8hnson, Jr., P@ul J8hnson, Jr., of New Jersey, who now lives on in P@ul J8hnson III and P@ul J8hnson IV, so fuck you, Prophet Mohammed, curses be upon you until Ein Sof consumes you and shits you out like the illiterate offal you always were!
And please, don't show up with a comment about Steven Schwartz's book and tolerance and different kinds of interpretations of Islam and shari'a, and this and that. Not now, not ever. Just . . . don't. Just go jump in a lake. Religions have changed the world. Christianity, which I have just one tiny sliver of sympathy for, abolished slavery.
Islam has not abolished the humliation of women. Islam has passed serenely, for over a thousand years, over female genital mutilation, honor killing, burkhas, shari'a, all of which have flourished under its dark and extinguishing mantle. No effect whatsoever. So . . . what's the conclusion? Muslim men love having women as stupified slaves. In Palestinian society, both male and female infants are genitally stimulated for hours. Fathers get regular f3llatio from daughters and sons. Brothers screw brothers -- and sisters, but only anally. Islam permits a polymorphous perversity literally enacted out in all those camps, all the time: men penetrating . . . everyone.
Oh, I'm sorry, have I offended anyone? Then why are you still here, you spineless twit? Look it in the eye or go hide like the others. P@ul J8hnson, Jr., of New Jersey, just had to face death for no justifiable reason on Earth, while you and I sit here in air-conditioned comfort and try to drown our sorrows in whatever is available.
Whoever's left on this rant, the second part of The New Mango piece will be posted late tomorrow afternoon. (Nothing's going to stop me; this blog was originally titled "Shooting Through Tears.") It will provide some very sweet and pungent and funny medicine to counter the sorrow of this most dolorous day. For those with the hearts to appreciate it, I salute and welcome you.
For the others: I've kept my sword bright, too, you sons of hell. Beheading is just the beginning. By the time I'm done, I will make mincemeat of of your body of evil, I will channel my tears into eloquent fury until all your dead ayatollahs and imams, their pedophiliac sociopathy exhausted, pound furiously on the insides of their pathetic wooden coffins, screaming my name and death fatwa! over and over again -- while Daniel Pearl and Nicholas Berg and P@ul J8hnson, Jr., intact again, look grimly down from their martyrdom. Wait until you read Islam Zero!
Rest in peace, Mr. J8hnson. And Islam, either step up and get civilized, repudiate misogyny and tribalism -- or burn, burn, burn in Hell!
Posted by Jerome at June 18, 2004 03:17 PM | TrackBack