The Tears of Things

Saying Twelve Things You Must Not Say To Mexican Illegals

"No Bibo No Mas." Photograph by Jerome du Bois. All rights reserved. Do not reproduce in any form.

by Jerome du Bois

[Don't miss the reposted Coda Illegal sidebar. All of the entries are from last year. Since the last writing, millions more have snuck into our land. And if you're legal, you're paying for it.]

1. You are criminals.

2. You are not welcome here.

3. We don't need you.

4. You are NOT America.

5. You're what's wrong with Mexico.

6. You wouldn't know integrity if it bit you on the ass.

7. Save your whining for Vicente Fox.

8. You're sucking our social services dry.

9. The rule of law means nothing to you.

10. You treat our desert like your dump.

12. The border is there to keep you OUT.

Oh, and como se dice "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out"?

Posted by Jerome at April 30, 2006 04:00 PM | TrackBack